When you are getting amongst it on the dance floor, go for the random dude with bad shoes who sleazes all over you.
Venue - Under Lounge
Target - Me. There was no escape. This guy had me lined up on his radar. So did all of his mates.
Issue - Chitchat is fine. Well okay, it's not really. If I don't want to talk to someone I can't even be bothered going through pleasantries. Even so, with the music pumping, the atmosphere electric added to someone who keeps dancing away from you, get the hint yo?
Fact - Such a random night, which I must agree with Cliffy, they are the best nights. Who knew we'd call up our landlord, who also happens to be a bouncer at this club, at 1am to hook us up with drinks and majorly discounted cover charge ? Who knew he'd even do it? (with the amount of complaints he gets about us...)
Fact - Cliff and I had a total Human Traffic moment as soon as we walked down the entrance stairs....tres bizarre, but so funny, epsecially the part when we felt like we were on drugs, cause that was just weird - we weren't. I'm telling you, when all the elements come together just right, who needs 'em. What a dodgy cliche, but so right. I couldn't get off the dance floor and I couldn't wipe that smile off my dial.
Fact - When you are the only non-asian looking gaijin chick in a place with a few hundred asian looking people, you are guaranteed to get attention, wanted or not....outta my way yo, i just wanna dance.
Fiction - You know, it is so cool when a guy just comes up behind a girl and grabs her and starts trying to make her dance with him. So cool. I love it. Even better when he holds her so tightly and struggles with her as he tries to make her sway/stagger/stomp with him. Oh yeah and then start up a conversation with her. Cause she really wants to talk now. Honest.
Under Lounge was certainly on top of things last night. Words of Wisdom
- AJ (Army Jerk for those of you who never went to uni in a town with a big army base) outside of Family Mart: "Where y'all going? I wanna hang with you."
Cliff: "Ah...just up the road."
AJ: "I'm coming with y'all."
Cliff: "Oh you mean you wanna come to the gay bar with us?"
AJ: "Ahhh...erm...oh...you wanna go to a gay bar with me? Um...I'll leave y'all here."
Possibility of Date - Sticking to my old adage "always judge a man by his shoes", a definite no-no. I'm gunna stick to dating my friends.
Plan Of Attack - Go for the dj. I'm definitely gunna take advantage of our landlord's connection and go back to Under Lounge to check out Ko Kimura when he is back in town next month. Such freat beats, and he was totally hot too.
Mental Note - Next time a Japanese chick bails me up in the bathroom to tell me how lovely my skin is, look at her properly before I respond. Cause someone with acne that bad probably didn't appreciate my autopilot response "So is yours."