On The Runway...
A few things I forgot to add.
6. Plumber's Cleavage
Not good whoever you are, wherever you are, whatever your sex. A no-no that used to solely belong in the male arena, this fashion fugly has slowly made it's wait into the female wardrobe thanks to Posh Spice and Britney Spears creating the illusion that ALL women can wear low/barely there waisted hipsters....bumsters....whatever, just pull 'em up Kao San Road!!
I thought this disaser was confined to Bali only. Wrong. In oh so many ways.
(We will never remember a time when I, as a young, naive 17 year old accompanied by parent's on a trip to Bali and did infact inflict this upon myself. Worse still I kept it in for 2 weeks afterwards and wore it to school. Oh the shame, but I'm pleading young stupidity. And there is no photographic evidence. Upon coming to my senses, I destroyed it.)
8. White Out
Unless you are Nicole Kidman (and even then, I still have my doubts), you should only wear an all-white ensemble if you have the tan to carry it. That cancels out all Brits immediately.
9. Flower Power
"Are you going to San-Fran-Cisco,
Be sure to wear some flowers...um...err....everywhere."
Alpha-male just strutted past me, baring his chest, talking a bit too loudly, hi-5ing his mate on the flipside - in general emphasising his kewlness with his flowered "let's-go-raving-to-New-Order-I've-already-got-the-glo-stix" hat and matching flowered boardies. Oh so Billabong, oh so Kelly Slater, oh so 10 years ago.
I guess this post is a work in progress, practically writes itself.