My Sister Sam...
This is a little ditty about my sister Gitte - she is so pwettttttteeeee.
She makes me laugh because I wake up in the mornings to emails containing lines like these:
"I am so hotttttter than all the other mums at the school."
"You should NEVER let anyone ugly move in with you."
"You so down wit it biatch."
"Cooked muffins with Riley's class this morning. I can so see who the biatches are going to be!!!!!!!! They start early!" ... Riley is my 5 year old nephew.
And my favourtie, one I received today:
"My hair is so long now it gets stuck under my armpits."