- Got some food for thought that can hopefully transpire into dollars for thought somewhere along the track when I had dinner the other night with one of mum's friends who is a producer. I am now trying to figure out how to best work it, but I'm not sure how that involves the cameraman I was talking to the other night and why I invited him to stay with me in Japan. Mind you I say that was the 30 or so Collection Royales I had "sampled."
- I came to the realisation that something may be, jusy MAY BE, amiss while taking my codeine-ridden pain killer last night. Uopn reading the directions "Take with liquid" I poured myself a champagne. The thing was, I really wanted a champunski - I just couldn't find the vodka.
- The strange diet I have adopted since being in Melbourne cosisting of champagne, apples and the odd can of tuna combined with walking every day has done not much really. Well not much for me mentally, but I've shed some kilos. I think the secret is to get so hammered - take Wednesday night for example - that the next day you literally cannot move. I spent the entire day in bed yesterday and had no desire to eat at all. Today, I feel great and my jeans are fitting better!
- Out of the mouths of babes: 2 pearlers from my 3 year old nephew Alex...Me: "I spy with my little eye something that begins with B"....Alex: "Box." Me: "No." Alex:"Oh fuck!" The second happened this morning. Alex"I've got an itch. Can you scratch it for me?" Me: "Yes sure, where is it?" Alex: "In my pants."