a The Transit Lounge: Sub Woofer

Back in the Day: I had a quarter life crisis, headed to Osaka, Japan for the unknown–only to discover that a passport plane ride are not necessarily a ticket to escape. Some Years Later: Settled back in Oz, the man of my dreams ended up in Tokyo for work–which is how a passport and plane ride showed me home is where the heart is. And Now: Well as luck would have it, we are about to embark on Japan Mark 3, with a baby in tow and another on the way...

Friday, August 7

Sub Woofer

I love dogs - and no dog goes past Teddy, our beloved family Airedale who passed away nearly 6 years ago aged 15. So around 2 1/2 years ago, when my parents decided they were ready for another dog, we were all very supportive particularly as they chose to get a Welsh Terrier (a mini-version of the Airedale). Which is how we got Harry. See below.


Do not let the pretty fool you. Turns out Harry has a temper...which has resulted in countless hospital visits, Tetnus shots and scars amongst our family.


So Harry, what's doing mate? With the help of an invention called the Bow Lingual by Japanese company we just might be able to find out.



As Ezine Articles describes: "The gadget comes in two parts: a radio microphone that attaches to the dog's collar, and a receiver held by the owner that is said to translate the dog's barks. The translater is capable of translating the growls, grunts, and whines into phrases such as "I'm hungry," "walk me," and "I'm tired." The phrases as well as illustrations are displayed on the receivers LCD screen. Although the phrases are far from complex sentences, they do a reasonable job in describing what the dog wants or thinks.

In addition to translating what your dog is saying at any given moment, Bow-Lingual is equipped with a Data Analysis Mode, which allows the owner to track changes in the dogs perceived emotions over time. The doggy translator also includes a Body Language Translation Mode, a Training Mode and a Medical Reference Mode. It uses 5 "AAA" batteries, and the first set is usually included.

So how does Bow-Lingual turn bow-wow into human talk? Well, the device uses what is known as an animal Emotion Analysis System. This basically means that it has a large database of dog sounds which have been translated into human language by dog experts. So, when the dog makes a particular sound, the device matches the sound with the closest one it its database and spits out the human equivalent. Thus, the accuracy of the device is largely dependent on the experts prior ability to properly assign words and phrases to dog barks. And this, of course, is far from a perfect science."

Woof.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I can use it on Dad too.

1:44 pm

 

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